+1,365 "Hey, can I borrow a pen?" **Hmmm, which pen do I not need back?**, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Story of my life!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, that is exactly what I think ... can't trust anyone to actually give the pen back..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

exactly!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, and then I say, "If I don't get this pen back by the end of the period, I will CRUCIFY you. And I DO NOT wish to kill you. So I had BETTER get it back. Promise me I'll get it back." It usually works.

by Anonymous 12 years ago