+665 If there there was contact with intelligent aliens, a cure for cancer, and a nuclear holocaust happening yesterday, the lead story would still be the Royal Wedding, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or maybe the largest tornado outbreak in 37 years.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It sure did overshadow the tornadoes in Tuscaloosa that killed hundreds in the US!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good morning! Today, some people died, we met some aliens, but that doesn't matter at all because WE ARE REPORTING LIVE FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read "WE ARE REPORTING LIVE FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE!" as live from New York it's Saturday Night!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...or the disputed killing of one of the most bloodthirsty terrorists in the world.

by Anonymous 12 years ago