+414 You hate it when you lose something important like money or a child, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or the game.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol I like how you group those as the same priority.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A child? Shame on you, irresponsible, uh, person.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

losing a child solves the losing your money problem.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let's see, I've got my wallet, my cell phone, my car keys, my 1998 collector's bobblehead and my lucky portrait of a rabbit's foot... Why do I feel like I'm missing something?.... Oh yeah! My kid, what'shisface. I always forget to bring him with me to his medical appointments....

by Anonymous 12 years ago