-47 When you were a kid, the gift that you gave grandparents and distant relatives was usually a card enclosed with your most recent school portrait, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

actually i usually just sent them a few spider monkeys that they could then use to their benefit as slaves. they're cheery, plus their tail works as a third hand, so that's cool. i was just able to pick them off of our spider monkey tree in the backyard, so they'd be as fresh and ripe as possible. it's convenient enough. instead of a picture then these monkeys would just describe to my grandparents in vivid detail my current state appearance-wise.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or a "World's Greatest ____________" mug/picture frame/whatever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Never happened to me. Why send me a photo of myself? I wouldn't really enjoy it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago