+153 You've always wanted to jump out of a car while it was going really fast, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you've always wanted to break your leg?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I jumped off a moving motor scooter and it was only going 15 miles an hour. I scraped my forehead on pavement. That's probably just because I'm extremely uncoordinated and clumsy though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sure! That is, if I were at least partially suicidal. Of which I am not, of course. Under certain circumstances, there would be a high(if not certain) possibility of major injury or a gory death. And scraping up splatters of human roadkill would make someone's day at work really suckish, I imagine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I've learned anything from Family Guy, it's that skinning your knee while running hurts bad enough.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry. I don't have a death wish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago