+278 My oldest approached me today, and told me he was feeling suicidal. I said, "Hang in there, son," and pointed to the spare room, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Dear god, i HOPE this is a joke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course it's a joke. Really what he did was stab his son in the throat.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I cant believe how hard i laughed at this...I'm going to hell..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I feel so ashamed for laughing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I started reading this smiling expecting a joke then I read it, got confused for a second then my :D turned to :C... It's still hilarious though, just a tad bit evil.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't even have to check, from the wording and non-amirite style I know this was stolen from sickepedia. Originality people!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You can't just claim it was stolen without actually proving it...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

As a matter of fact I actually went on sickepedia to check and found it down the list of top jokes in 2011. This post was made late 2011

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This post made me realise how sheltered Amirite is. If this joke was on some of the other websites I go on, nobody would feel bad for laughing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's your problem not ours. Having compassion is good

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Never said it was anyone's problem, bud. And you can still have compassion while laughing at something that you know is only a joke.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

for all we know, his 'oldest' may not even be his actual son

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't see how this is an opinion. Usually people on this site blow up when someone posts something that's not a yes/no question. Frankly, this isn't that good of a joke and I don't understand why it hasn't been removed

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It was okay to post jokes that didn't fit in amirite context back in 2011, they even added a category for it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't understand why this got homepaged. I'm not offended by the content of the post but the fact that it's not a question. I've had a lot of post removed for not being questions because they were just jokes and somehow this slipped through. I've even had questions removed for (apparently) not being questions. There is some serious bullshit going on behind the curtains of this site.

by Anonymous 11 years ago