+882 Best way to handle insults? Accept them! ex: "You're so ugly!" "Tell me about it." or "You're an idiot!" "Yeah, it's a problem..", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Omg, YES. This actually works. When it comes to my brother, I usually try to one-up him, even. "Sami, that shirt makes you look fat." "No, Jon, my fat makes me look fat."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"You're ugly" "Hey, at least that makes two of us!" That's usually what I use.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

iDots are the lasting thing in Apple, I can't see that being an insult.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read that as Idiots are the lasting thing in Apple.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At first I thought it was your ex calling you ugly...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you know, insult them back.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, cos THAT shuts them up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post is gay

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*sigh* Tell me about it!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(:P): I mean,it has consensual sex with people of the same gender and ENJOYS it. So gay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It does wonders. Then they feel terrible :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Drives bullies CRAZY!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you can always thank them, that usually throws them off. "you look terrible" "thank you!" "wait...what?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nawh, usually when people say thank you to an insult it's because they have nothing else to say.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

soooooooooooooooooooooo true :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Complimenting them shuts them up too. "You're ugly!" "I think you're pretty!" ...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Go back to MLIA.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I definitely remember seeing this on an episode on the Simpsons. Can't remember what episode but they were trying to make fun of Homer and he was just accepting everything.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't doubt you, but I've never watched an entire simpsons episode in my life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WHAT?? Is that even possible? Well you should watch some of the old episodes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I usually smirk and say, "Thanks." with every bit of sarcasm I can muster up ATM. Or just raise a mocking eyebrow. Works wonders.

by Anonymous 12 years ago