+455 Catholic priests must have a lot of sexual frustration. They're not allowed to have sex, but they have to listen to everyone's sexual encounters and fantasies in confession, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's probably why they rape little boys. . .

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're probably why they rape little boys!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): ...?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Hey, now. It isn't his fault he was a sexy child.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sir, you have just made one of the most awesome comebacks ever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So I've been told. :|

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahahaha just then for like 10 seconds i was looking at your name trying to figure out why anyone would be a self-proclaimed "moonfag" then i read it properly :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Moonfag sounds like it'd be someone with some weird Male/Male Planetary erotica fetish XP

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hmm is that a confession?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

awhh hehe well thats ok, you don't have to be ashamed of who you reeallyy are :) there's someone out there for everyone! :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

An easily solvable crisis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do you know anything about the Catholic faith?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was raised Catholic, actually. I know masturbation is considered a sin; I was joking. Can I just say that it makes NO sense for everyone to agree with BenjaminFranklin when he implied that most priests rape boys, but everyone flips a shit and thinks I'm disrespectful for implying they could masturbate. At least masturbation doesn't hurt anyone...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No way'd because it was 275-0.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So... because I'm right, you want to be an antagonist and bring my score down? Thanks...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago