+843 Lazy rule # 52: If it's more than five feet away, it becomes unnecessary, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you can come up with 52 rules, you are not lazy.. :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lazy rule #79: Correctly numbering rules takes WAY too much effort.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's the point of lazy rule #51: Start out at #51 so it looks like you made a lot

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Rule #52 does not apply to toilets.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or food. never food.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More like if it's more than one arm length away, it becomes unnecessary

by Anonymous 12 years ago