If your last name is Obvious, you are obligated to either enlist in the army and become a captain, or at least buy a ship and become a captain so you can be Captain Obvious. amirite?

+467 If your last name is Obvious, you are obligated to either enlist in the army and become a captain, or at least buy a ship and become a captain so you can be Captain Obvious. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd prefer the last name Crunch. Or Falcon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same with Lutenuit Sarcasm.

by Anonymous 12 years ago