-756 You would rather let someone of the same sex die than give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, because it would look like you were kissing them, and that would be totally gay, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahhahahahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Simon is a troll?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

he alternates. Funny either way

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is obviously a joke guys...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Ron's voice) You NEED to sort out your priorities.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read this in his accent.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

His personal accent?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, his impersonal one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha. You make a me smile!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

And I mean, cooties, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Two posts down Simon is proposing a holiday for trying not to be a dick. Do as you say, not as you do?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lulz. Yeah, I mean who would even want to RISK people thinking you're gay!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jeez! Don't be so insensitive, think of the children!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Simon... tsk tsk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol gay ppl

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fun fact - you don't need to give mouth to mouth to save people's lives, just chest pumps. In case people want take this post seriously. And if you don't - ummm boobies. Yea boobies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

are they tro-- lol guys it's Simon, give him a chance

by Anonymous 12 years ago