+306 you never know what words to say to someone knocking on your bathroom door, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I'm in here!" "Just a minute!" "It's occupied!" "Hold on!" "I'll be out in five minutes!" If you have two bathrooms, "Use the other one!" If you're not doing anything private, "Come in!" "It's open!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the point is that no matter what you say, it's awkward, seeing as you're most likely pooing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You pee more times a day than you poo...But if you say so...Maybe I'm just one of the few who doesn't find it awkward...maybe in public bathrooms which I never poo in anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i think the point is there are so many things you could say, you don't know which is "correct".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I get that, but that has never applied to me at all. It's never been awkward or hard for me to come up with a response. Maybe it's just me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"cough cough"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm coming! troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is a pet peeve of mine. If there is no emergency don't fucking bother me. The only voice I want want to hear is my own angelic voice singing in the shower. Ok so it's not that great, but you get the point.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"uhh... uhh... someone's in here!" 'Occupied' is also good.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yell "OCCUPADO! NO, NO!" in a ridiculous Spanish accent. Bonus points if they see you walk out and you aren't Mexican.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I say "ocupado".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Something I've noticed is that every time I walk in a public bathroom with someone in it taking a shit, they always give a little warning cough as soon as I open the door to the restroom.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no matter who it is, I shout, "Come in, Charlie!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Usually, an "Occupied" is good, but due to my social awkwardness I've been known to say, "Uh. I'm in here.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always say something in Spanish. NO OCCUPADO! NO HABLA INGLES!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well I've never had someone knock in a public toilet, and if I'm in the bathroom at home I just say "hello?" and hope they'll tell me why they're there

by Anonymous 12 years ago