You hate it when you're trying to plagiarize a paper, but you get caught I have erectile dysfunction because the author inserts a stupid phrase to let the teacher know you copied it, amirite?

i know...thats the Ithyphallophobia worst when it happens

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.fnmeng.info/Pictures/%5BH%5Dard%20Pictures/But%20then%20I%20lol%27d/but%20then%20I%20lold%20small%20dog.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Domain expired :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krxfxzPbpH1qzvqipo1_400.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your teacher actually grades your paper?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. Yes I do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I now pronounce you husband and wife

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then how do you explain that check in place of my score?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm reminded of The Suite Life on Deck episode where Zach steals one of Cody's essays not realizing he wrote that he's terrified of bananas in the middle of it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That is the EXACT same thought that first popped into my mind

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's so weird, right after reading FlyingGuineaPigs comment it was the first thing to pop into my mind too!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This was actually a thing a few years ago, but it wasn't about people putting it in other's essay as a prank or plagiarising - it was some thing about teachers not really reading essays, just skimming through so see if you got the main points about what you were supposed to be writing about, so you'd add a random phrase in the middle of something, to kinda "prove" the teachers weren't really reading them or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had a teacher who never actually read our essays, so in the middle of one of mine I wrote, "Are you paying attention, Mr. Hunt?" He never said anything about it. -.-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You should have been more creative with it. I would have put " Hey there Mr. Hunt. I just wanted you to know that I plan on telling Mrs. Hunt about the affair you're having. You better give Me a good reason not too, like an A or something."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would have gone with "Mr Hunt is a Cunt!"... it rhymes so it must be true

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if Mr. Hunt's first name was Mike? Mike Hunt....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mike Hunt likes meat

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And he goes by the nickname "Big Black"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I totally should of. Unfortunately there was no Mrs. Hunt though, just Colleen his Irish girlfriend. He talked about her so much I feel like he just wanted to validate her existence to himself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Irish chicks are awesome, who wouldn't brag?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Irishmen I guess but they could bragabout having a realtion with her[s]

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I find this hilarious because I did the exact same thing. Except is was Ms. Hunt. Oh, life. How funny you are.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had a teacher in 9th grade that used to always make us outline a chapter a night for homework and more often than not, my friend wouldn't do the homework, so I let her copy it. My friend would always get 100% on her homework and I would always get 50%. One day (being the smartass that I am) I decided that I would write only the titles and subtitles and for most of the other stuff, I'd write random shit, I would just write bigger to cover 2 pages instead of the usual one and a half. I got 100% on that one homework. Like, yea, great job, Mrs. Madara.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/37557 I'm searching for a fuck to give.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah I've done that on my essay questions for Government class, the teacher never noticed all the shit about "purple unicorns".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Purple unicorns? You mean Twilight Sparkle?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've always wanted to wright the word "the" really fancy on a big essay, and only that. Hopefully my teacher would give me an A for the sponge bob reference.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read this as 'sponge boob reference.'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would someone want them to get caught? Wouldn't the person who got in trouble then go beat them up or at least get their money back? I mean they could just not agree to write it in the first place.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's called the internet

by Anonymous 12 years ago

didn't think about that. . .

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This actually happens? Shit, now when I'm writing my essays I have to actually read them...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Teachers always tell you to do your best work, but they you think they really take the time to read 200 papers. It's like why'd I work so hard on this crap.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I turned in a paper that had an entire paragraph about how to properly care for Rough Green Snakes once. The paper was supposed to be about the influence of religion on the US government.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Caring for Rough Green Snakes has everything to do with the influence of Religion on the US.....Right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I got a B+......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So yeah I guess it is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah because snakes are on planes, planes security is controlled by the GOVERNMENT, when snakes die they go to heaven and heaven is a part of RELIGION

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was thinking because the Devil is commonly associated snakes?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well you're God, you know best!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

amirite*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

la

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I disagree

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So hipster this one is LALALALALALA

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like Los Angeles too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought you were wearing a Dr. Seuss-esque hat in your thumbnail.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

INB4 everyone lists the (probably fake) things they once wrote on an essay that the teacher didn't notice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once wrote, "A waffle is a batter- or dough-based cake cooked in a waffle iron patterned to give a distinctive and characteristic shape. There are many variations based on the type and shape of the iron and the recipe used. Waffles are eaten throughout the world, particularly in Belgium and the United States. Common toppings are strawberries, chocolate, sugar, honey, syrups, ice cream, and more. Wafer and waffle share common etymological roots. Wafre ("wafer") occurs in Middle English by 1377, adopted from Middle Low German wâfel, with the l changed to r. Modern Dutch wafel, French gaufre, and German Waffel, all meaning "waffle", share the same origin. The Dutch form, wafel, was adopted into modern American English as waffle in the 18th century. The modern waffle has its origins in the wafers—very light thin crisp cakes baked between wafer irons—of the Middle Ages." in the middle of my essay. AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once turned in a gallon jug of horse semen instead of a one paragraph paper. She gave me a 100 and commented on how good my sentence structure was.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF84k1be-Uk He's eating your homework!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did your essay happen to be on the history of waffles?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, it was on the mystery of emoticons and how it seems that no one can catch 'em all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In which case it is totally reasonable that she overlooked that minor part of your essay on the extensive world of the evasive amirite emoticons.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i just loved your comment because you mentioned waffles.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once filled out my death certificate as an excuse to why I was late to class, and MY TEACHER DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE! creeper

by Anonymous 12 years ago

New emoticon. Huh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was new at least twenty-four hours ago... But I suppose "new" is a relative term... The most recently new emoticon is the diamond thing from Minecraft.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seen without the diamond

in the rough... Cool!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yay! Slightly entertaining POTD!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like how it satisfies how we've been calling all the potds unoriginal. Kinda like a stfu and enjoy thing, like they are daring us to call it unoriginal. Of course, this could be Anthony or one of the mods as an anonymous..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It sucks when an author puts a diamond

in a paper also that you want to plagiarizer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you just comment that as an excuse to use that new emoticon, because what you said doesn't really make sense.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yep.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aye, can't fault ya for being honest

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What the hell is that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A diamond from Minecraft.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WOAH BAD ASS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That'ssssss a nice diamond

you have there. Be a ssshame if sssomething happened creeper

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I get attacked by a creeper

I might drop my diamond

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Look at your comment, now look at mine. Now look back at yours and back at mine. This comment is now diamonds. diamond

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I hover my mouse over it, it says diamond, but it looks more like cubic zirconia.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I believe it is illegal to advertise CZ's as diamonds

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, call your doctor.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why? Is the doctor gonna let me fuck him?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Depends. Are you insured? hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I have an erection lasting longer than four hours, I call your mom hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is their mom a doctor?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In some ways... She leaves me feeling healthy whenever I visit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I usually only wait about 15-30 seconds before I call their mom.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is a good POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is stupid: this doesn't actually happen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You did not use a semicolon; for this reason, I am disappointed in you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but it's stupid BECAUSE it never happens. i did consider a semi colon, then decided the two clauses were more closely related than that. and that people would think i was an asshole if i used a semicolon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People thinking you're an asshole if you used a semicolon? I've never heard of such a thing! My reply was a bit asshole-ish even though you posted a decent comment, so I apologize for that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh no, i liked your comment. i dunno, i think using a semi colon seems pretentious. like, "ooh look at me, i know the rules of proper english. im so educated and superior"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sometimes i just stick in semicolons even if they dont fit; it makes me feel smart. k, i actually have no idea if that works or not, please help :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Son, I am disappoint...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not sure how to vote on this post. I have erectile dysfunction, but I never ever EVER plagiarize. hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol plagiarize is one of my spelling words this week

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you in 5th grade?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Go to his profile and look at his posts. It's a diamond

mine! Let's pretend diamond

is gold.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I the only one that noticed that this was from Suite Life on Deck...lol wow

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If thou wouldst cast thou royal eyes up yonder page, thou wouldst realize that I noticed FIRST. *indignant fluttering*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oops. Sorry, I didn't see that. I skimmed through the comments and didn't see anything.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've learned another new emoticon! Now THIS is why I look forward to the POTD. diamond

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've always wondered how people find out about these things.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Considering I put it in about two of my previous comments I doubt it was hard to figure out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol I'm in 6th

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Learn to reply.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because I have way too much time on my hands, I decided to go on Thebloo2's profile and see just what kind of posts/comments an eleven year old would make on the Internet. After doing a bit of invesitaging, I've come to the conclusion that either this person doesn't know what the reply button is, or it's against his/her personal beliefs to use it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I bet OP wishes they had an actual account right about now...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Finally, lots of quality comments on POTD again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its your own fault for not proof-reading, geez.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Woosh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sarcasm...now who doesn't get it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It doesn't sound like sarcasm, you sound like a whiney ten year old.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sorry you feel that way, why start an argument over a simple misunderstanding?

by Anonymous 12 years ago