+244 Certain conspiracy theories make you want to take a hammer to your skull. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aliens did not build the pyramids of Egypt. Fuck you, History channel.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The world will not end in 2012. Fuck you, hollywood.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thats just what the government wants you to think...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thats just what you want the government to want you to think.. about.. thinking.. (This is about how well people argue their cases sometimes... the world is a sad place =D )

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Says the guy with a dick head at the end of his sentence....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry, i get carried away sometimes and decide "HEY! This would be a fantastic spot to put a dick in my sentence. People will take me so seriously!!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I gotta say, it's really not helping your case.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm aware, thank you =D ...shit i did it again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the homepage button doesn't really do anything...but you didn't hear it from me wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

trying to get the computer chips of your head? Personally i just use the tinfoil hat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

heres a crazy exapmle of one conspiracy: George Bush put dynamite under the twin towers on 9/11 because there is NO WAY they could have collapsed the way they did... hes a terrorist!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's because he DID do that. Jesus, how can people be so blind as to not see it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Anonymous):this reminds me of yesterday's POTD where you start at a random wiki article and end up at philosophy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you want some lulz, here's an article about how Hitler and the Nazis escaped to the center of the Earth: http://paranormal.about.com/od/hollowearth/a/aa022206.htm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When people say that the Holocaust didn't happen, I want to suicide.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjjIy1DO0gs this thing is insane if you watch the whole thing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A recent one: osama bin laden is not dead. Oh, and the birth certificate Obama showed the country was counterfeit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago