+260 You've never actually seen an usher at a movie theatre, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I did I'd probably run up to him and ask for his autograph. ...Gittit?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Considering the fact that I am one, yes, I have.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never seen Usher either :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought this poster meant Usher as in... OH WAIT. commented too late.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My ushers are the popcorn kernels and spilled sodas telling me where NOT to sit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well they don't "usher" you in or anything but they tell you which side your theater is on and walk down the aisle 20 times to disrupt the movie angry

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well every theatre I have been to has someone who says like "Theatre 6, first door on your left", but I've never had them come in and walk up and down the aisel

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ah I see what you mean now, I thought by usher the post meant the people who say "Theater 6 etc."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh they're there. They always pop up right after you pull out your box of pizza that you stuffed into your suitcase/purse. Then you slowly put your contraband back into your mobile home/purse before they spot you. Or maybe that's just in Alabama...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah, but I saw Bieber in theatre...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They have them at all the theatres around where I live.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Being an Usher is a great way to see movies and get paid. I guess that's why they're not very common.

by Anonymous 12 years ago