+826 How on earth are you supposed to answer the question "Why are you so shy?" Some people just are, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i'm so shy because i am stunned by your beauty... so i just sit... and watch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By showing them, *walks away*.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME. D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's when I answer "Because I am, so shut the fuck up." It always catches them off guard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahaha nice one. I'll have to try that sometime.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's the part where you're supposed to break down crying and scar their minds with the gruesome details of the traumatic incident that caused you to withdraw from social interaction in the first place. They probably won't ask again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because I hate people.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I also get asked, "Why do you bite your nails?" I really don't know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I HATE it when people ask me that! I'll just say what happened.. I was walking down the street, walking my dog, when all of a sudden my dog's leash tripped me and I fell to the ground. But under me was not only pavement, but a purple striped genie lamp! It broke under my head and started to vibrate. I thought there was an earthquake, but instead, a magic genie came out of the lamp! He started breaking out into hysterics and shouting at me, "WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!". He forbid me to only speak 1,000 words a day. To this day, I fear what the consequence would be if I spoke 1,001 words.. :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Story of my life

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I agree, but then there are people like me who get asked that. I'm like, "I'm not, I just think of anything!" . I mean, I would say something if I could think of anything!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe you should try asking them on Jupiter or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

MAYBE BECAUSE PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET ANYMORE AND WE'RE TAKING A VOW OF SILENCE UNTIL WRONGS HAVE BEEN RIGHTED

by Anonymous 12 years ago

someone needs a hug~

by Anonymous 12 years ago