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You burn calories when eating celery, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Science in this motherfucker.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You burn calories all the time no matter what you do just by living. But i know what you meant
by Anonymous12 years ago
No because I decorate mine with ranch dressing.
I managed to make a food with negative calories bad for me. What an accomplishment.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Good thing he said celery and not celery with ranch then.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Celery without ranch? Hah, good one.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Too bad they taste horrible.
by Anonymous11 years ago
There's no such thing as a negative calorie food. You'd have to chew on a bite of celery for 7 minutes to make lost calories while eating it.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I don't like the term "negative calorie"; it's like saying "negative meter". But you definitely burn more calories eating celery than you absorb from it. Remember that chewing *and* digestion require energy.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Actually that's a myth. It's impossible to create an edible food that would literally burn more calories than you take in by eating it. Celery is low but it's still adding calories.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Amirite is for posting opinions, not facts...
by Anonymous11 years ago
Is that why The Wonder Pets are always in good shape?
by Anonymous11 years ago
This is a stupid post - you're stating a fact. It's like posting something that reads, "Pencils are made of wood, graphite and a small amount of metal and rubber." It's impossible //not// to agree.
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