+200 You burn calories when eating celery, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Science in this motherfucker.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You burn calories all the time no matter what you do just by living. But i know what you meant

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No because I decorate mine with ranch dressing. I managed to make a food with negative calories bad for me. What an accomplishment.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Good thing he said celery and not celery with ranch then.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Celery without ranch? Hah, good one.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Too bad they taste horrible.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There's no such thing as a negative calorie food. You'd have to chew on a bite of celery for 7 minutes to make lost calories while eating it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't like the term "negative calorie"; it's like saying "negative meter". But you definitely burn more calories eating celery than you absorb from it. Remember that chewing *and* digestion require energy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Actually that's a myth. It's impossible to create an edible food that would literally burn more calories than you take in by eating it. Celery is low but it's still adding calories.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Amirite is for posting opinions, not facts...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Is that why The Wonder Pets are always in good shape?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This is a stupid post - you're stating a fact. It's like posting something that reads, "Pencils are made of wood, graphite and a small amount of metal and rubber." It's impossible //not// to agree.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And yet, you don't agree.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes, because I don't consider it worthy of YYA.

by Anonymous 11 years ago