+1,195 If you forget your lunch money, a good friend will lend you some, a best friend will also lend you some, because your best friend isn't an asshole, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. I never understood those Facebook fan pages.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you are mugged, a good friend will help you. A best friend will castrate you. :D like this if true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And I thought my friends were assholes for not lending me money...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To everyone who voted my comment down, it was a mockery of facebook fan pages. I was not being serious, it was a joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Omg I have always hated those pages. You are my new favorite.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never understood those. "a good friend Lents u an umbrella, a best friend takes the umbrella and runs" bitch please, If my best friend did that I would be pissed!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And during LENT no less!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you drop your books, a good friend will kindly pick them up for you, but a BEST friend will pee on them, push you down some stairs set your dog on fire and rape your mom. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

we should be able to flag a comment for awesomeness.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

104 loves?!?!?!?! Chapstick, are you a god or something?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't know a stick of lip balm could be so sassy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you know you're best friends when you can just walk right into their house anytime but not really because my best friend likes to keep their front door locked

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I true best friend will buy you lunch and not expect money back.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Best friends: "You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge...I laugh harder." I don't know about you, but if my best friend jumped off a bridge I wouldn't laugh. I'd spend the rest of my life in agonizing guilt over not stopping them when I had the chance.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

MY best friend bought lunch for me :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago