+333 Having sex with a random hooker is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well.. duh... i mean if you do choose a RANDOM hooker, you really don't know what you're gonna get.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's the point... It's different than oin back to your favorite. "hey Micheala, now let's see... You're the one with chlamydia, correct? Yes you are. I always seem to get you and Marjorie mixed up!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know you're getting chocolates...just like you know you're getting 5 different stds from the hooker.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I wonder what's inside this one! Could it be herpes? Gonhorrea? Chlamidia? Aw man I got AIDS! I hate that one!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is the perfect simile.

by Anonymous 12 years ago