It's easier to hate Umbridge than it is to hate Voldemort, amirite?

It's easy to say you hate mass murderers and serial killers, but unless you've had some actual experiences with them it's hard to actually feel this hatred. It's much easier to feel hatred for Umbridge as most of us know someone with some of her qualities.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, I do happen to know a nigh immortal pale bald guy with snakelike features who goes around killing people, but y'know, I still hate Umbridge more. :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rule number 3: No Parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unwritten Rule #1: If I text you, YOU MUST TEXT ME BACK!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You think you're smarter than MERLIN?! Guess who's going to be your new defense against the dark arts teacher! Me? Snape?! NO ME YOUR MAMA!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll see you in hell, Harry Potter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dolores! You put down that cheeseCAKE! And you get up off that sofa girl! COME ON GET UP! SIT DOWN!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Tell me, are you Team Edward, or Team Jacob?" "I'm Team Dumbledore!" "Wha? Dumbledore ain't a fictional character!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Where is the poster of Headmaster Zefron!" "Oh, him? Taylor Lautner is ma man." "What do you want you insane bitch?!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you mean "horrid bitch"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oops haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm glad you didn't get mad at my correction. Some people would get really pissed and I wasn't doing it to be mean. Just a huge fan of AVPM/S

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wouldn't get mad haha. I'm a huge fan myself and remembering all those qoutes messes me up a bit :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It can be hard to keep track of them all. I just remember that one well because it's one of my top faves.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha really? I love all the Ron, Voldy and Draco quotes the best :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Draco is so my favorite, but for some reason I find that quote to be extremely funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All AVPM quotes are funny :) No matter how stupid haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That is so true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a woMAN! So I eat protien bars, and falcon eggs, and ROCKS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Uh-uh! No way, no how. A man does NOT threaten his WOMEN!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*WOMAN

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That bitch is a fucking bitch, man I have a principal just like her, anyone in Chicago who went to Lane Tech in the last 5 years knows it. 5 days absence and all your grades drop 1 letter grade. WTF.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...That bitch is a fucking bitch, huh? No kidding?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's because she's so UNFAIR. Voldemort is just evil, but he's evil to everybody. Umbridge is just unfair.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Voldemort had a bad childhood which really screwed him up and makes us feel more empathy for him..and well Umbridge she is just a cold hearted bitch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Umbridge; She's gonna rip your pretty little boobs off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least Voldy had a horrible past, racist family and abandonment issues. Umbridge is just a racist for the sake of being a prick. Plus, who likes Taylor Lautner more than Zefron?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's one bitch I'd have no qualms on playing with, Alastair style.

by Anonymous 12 years ago