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What do the people who predict prophecies and apocalypses do when the world doesn't end, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
they make up new ones
by Anonymous12 years ago
and we have another end of the world party! Woo October 20th!
by Anonymous12 years ago
technically that was always the case. may 20th was just supposed to be who was saved. i think the rapture and apocalypse is full of shit too but if ur gonna make fun of it, make fun of it properly
by Anonymous12 years ago
well that's not what my newspaper said...
http://www.newsday.com/news/nation/preacher-says-world-will-actually-end-in-october-1.2895426
sorry if i have been misinformed! :/
by Anonymous12 years ago
Beat me to it
by Anonymous12 years ago
play poker
by Anonymous12 years ago
Feign insanity.
by Anonymous12 years ago
They say god is testing us or some shit like that, but he's going to screw us over l8r
by Anonymous12 years ago
Feel really, really stupid.
by Anonymous12 years ago
lock themselves in their houses... *cough cough Harold Egbert Camping cough*
by Anonymous12 years ago
He had a stroke recently, right?
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Umm yeah uh, I made a miscalculation, BUT I got your money, ruined stupid people's lifes and that's all that matters, now excuse me I need to make another fake rapture date"
by Anonymous12 years ago
I just hope they realize how dumb they look and how idiotic it is when the bible says manyy times that no one know the day or the hour and that the day will come like a theif in the night, yet they still say, " The bible guarantees it!" on all their billboards.
by Anonymous12 years ago
They go "BAAAAWWWWWWW" in a dark corner and eat Prophecy O's until their hearts heal enough for them to screw people over again.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Say they miscalculated, and proceed to predict future (wrong) dates, which will still be given stupid excuses.
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