+289 What do the people who predict prophecies and apocalypses do when the world doesn't end, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

they make up new ones

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and we have another end of the world party! Woo October 20th!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

technically that was always the case. may 20th was just supposed to be who was saved. i think the rapture and apocalypse is full of shit too but if ur gonna make fun of it, make fun of it properly

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well that's not what my newspaper said... http://www.newsday.com/news/nation/preacher-says-world-will-actually-end-in-october-1.2895426 sorry if i have been misinformed! :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Beat me to it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

play poker

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Feign insanity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They say god is testing us or some shit like that, but he's going to screw us over l8r

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Feel really, really stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lock themselves in their houses... *cough cough Harold Egbert Camping cough*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He had a stroke recently, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Umm yeah uh, I made a miscalculation, BUT I got your money, ruined stupid people's lifes and that's all that matters, now excuse me I need to make another fake rapture date"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just hope they realize how dumb they look and how idiotic it is when the bible says manyy times that no one know the day or the hour and that the day will come like a theif in the night, yet they still say, " The bible guarantees it!" on all their billboards.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They go "BAAAAWWWWWWW" in a dark corner and eat Prophecy O's until their hearts heal enough for them to screw people over again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Say they miscalculated, and proceed to predict future (wrong) dates, which will still be given stupid excuses.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Party

by Anonymous 12 years ago