+655 It'd be cool if people could use IQ points and life skills in trades. "Hey, I'll trade you 5 IQ points for your ability to not fall over stones that aren't there?" 'You sir have a deal!' amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I will give you 1 IQ point to have every ability. You have a deal sir. You now have 61 IQ points

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I will give you athletic skills to fuck your girlfriend.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This may actually be true. It would explain Stephen Hawking's inability to do anything, and his sheer genius.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Lets both put 20 IQ points into this jar, then I will sell you the jar for 30 IQ points, so we both make 10 IQ profit!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Heh, I remember this post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I will trade you 10 IQ points in order not to feel as if something's going to grab my leg if I hang it off of the bed when I'm sleeping.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Man this post is great. You probably have incredible sources of inspiration.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah man, there's this one really cute guy I know who said something one time and I was all HEY THAT COULD BE FUNNY LOL and then this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"By gosh, my body just seems to have an insatiable craving for a most succulent hamburger! I'm just so irresistibly drawn to that item on your menu, I feel as though I'd be going amiss without it!" "Very well, sir, shall that be cash or I.Q.?" "Oh, regrettably, I'm currently at a bit of a loss cash-wise. I do believe I shall tap in to my abundant Intellectual Quotient reserve, my good man!" "10 minutes later" "I hope you enjoyed your burger! Have a good day, sir!" "HNUUUUUUUUUUR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *drools*"

by Anonymous 12 years ago