It seems like every word is offensive nowadays. You can say the word "bookshelf" and someone will be offended, amirite?

This is offensive to the illiterate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lets not do this again http://www.amirite.net/357734

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How DARE you link to another amirite post!? That's insensitive to people who haven't made posts!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How dare you say people! That's offensive to the cats on this site!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How dare you say cats! That offensive to mice!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How dare you say mice! What about rats!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How dare you say "offensive"! It's hurtful to athletes that play defensively!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How dare you tell him no! That's offensive to all the oppressed people in the world!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shut the fuck up

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how dare you say shut the fuck up? that's offensive to the people who don't have a fuck to shut!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That comment was so horrible, I am sure you killed it. Thank you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Killed?! That's offensive to people who are living!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The living?!?1 what about the dead, its offensive to them as well? and the living dead too! you sir are a desensitized filthy neanderthal, with crossed eyes and buck teeth. I hope these words have taught you something about being offensive, and how its never okay. Cough *you jew* cough

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't get your panties in a bunch because your bookshelf is black and mine is white.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I expected stupid comments

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Now they're here.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/69393

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Def true. My friend, who I recently found out is bi claimed I was calling her "fruity" like gay when I called her Duryan because it's a fruit..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend was killed by a bookshelf so this post is offensive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend was a bookshelf killed by this offensive post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend was offensive because this post is a bookshelf.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My offensive friend posted a bookshelf

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My offensive bookshelf posted a friend.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friends bookshelf is an offensive post I can go all day if I have to!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can be offensive all day if my friend has to be a bookshelf.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If my bookshelf is offended, my friend can be me all day

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm my only friend because my day offended a bookshelf.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're good, but I gotchu nao! My only day friended my offended bookshelf

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha clever. ;) My good bookshelf friended you in only one day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Touche, I declare a draw! A draw that ends with friendship

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Would you like to be teabagged in your corhole?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I haeard that the SAT is being condemned as racist because a question mentioned stairs and some kids have never seen stairs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I extremely hope you're kidding.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not. I don't know if it's true or not, but I heard people talking about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What? That's not even racism.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. It's more racist of the people who said that, 'cause they're assuming that some people would've never seen stairs, just because of their race...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I think the insinuation is that minorities are too poor to live in houses with stairs, which, as Rainbow35 pointed out, is a rather racist assumption.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Some teachers these days are not allowed to call their students "kids" because a kid is technically a baby goat. And it's just dumb. Fuck society and all its overly politically correctness.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'Fuck' is not a politically correct term. Please try again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They aren"t bookshelves! They are tome organization facilitators

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is offensive to books that aren't placed on shelves.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't speak about my brother like that... he's a bookshelf.. you don't know what it's like! >:(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

>:( is offensive to people that end all their sentences with :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is going to be a POTD soon

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's offensive to people without a POTD!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

POTD? That's offensive to people who don't use acronyms!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

question marks/ that's offensive to people whose shift buttons are broken1

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Buttons?! That's offensive to switches!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Switches! That"s offensive to cranks

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, these comments make me laugh so.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

These comments make me want to shoot myself in the head inb4 people reply to this with shitty jokes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Saying "inb4 people reply to this with shitty jokes" is kind of dumb, because obviously a reply comes after your post, so it would be "inb4" no matter what.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"This" refers to my comment and not the post

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The point I was making still stands true. Replies will come after your comment, so saying "inb4" is kind of...pointless.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Replies to the post may come, but if I say inb4 it's the rule that no one can make a thread of shitty jokes off of my comment

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Except that it probably just invited people to make a thread of shitty jokes off of your comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's offensive to people who don't have guns.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey, My best friend is a bookshelf how, dare you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is the first time comments have made me literally lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago