+430 Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hopefully, it won't hurt thy foot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thou shall wear hard boots and sneakers to kick thy hard objects

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Should thou not be wearing thy sneakers, thou shall leave and gather thy sneakers and then proceed to kick thy hard object.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

should thou be far from thy home, and unable to gather thy sneakers, thou shall walk to thy shoe store and buy shoes worthy of kicking thy hard objects.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Should thou be broketh, thou should do thy dance of ineedshoespleasegivememoney-eth. Once thou has recieved donations, thou should buy thy worthy shoes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

should thou not recieve thy donations, thou shall rob thy random persons.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Should thou get arrested for thy sinful behavior, thou shall be thrown in a prison cell and no longer be troubled by thy wicked object that was previously blocking thy path.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

should another person come across thy hard object.......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahaha! Thou shalt facepalm in thou's (...thou's? xD) frustration and repeat thy process.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and so thy cycle continues......(:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I loveth how, for no reason, Elizabethan English we speak.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's shalt..... -_-'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

post ruiner!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think we're actually attempting to be correct in the grammar... it's more that we're just being silly :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, I know. :) it's just that whenever you hear a phrase like that, it's thou shalt. Otherwise, it just doesn't sound as epic. ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha I'll keep that in mind and start using shalt then ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Adds 11th commandment*

by Anonymous 12 years ago