+597 It would suck to get arrested for taking the tag off of a mattress, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Perhaps in the future, they will have implanted microchips in the tag to tell who rips it off. Then we're screwed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just so you know the tag means it's illegal for the person selling the mattress to remove the tag, not the person who bought it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"So what're you in for?" "Ripping a tag off a mattress...." "pffft! BAHAHA, HEY FELLAS, COME LOOK AT THIS PANSY-ASS." "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" or better yet: "So what're you in for?" "Ripping a tag off a mattress...." "oh, man, that's COLD! I mean, even I wouldn't do that, and I just murdered a girl scout. And her wheelchair ridden mother. Sheesh, what kind of heartless criminal are you?" "=("

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wrote a five page story on getting arrested for ripping the tag off my mattress.

by Anonymous 12 years ago