It would absolutely suck to have a tornado hit your house, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I read this while sitting on the toilet and I live in Kansas

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Earthquakes will be worse, since they're spontaneous.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What about the shower?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You take a shit in the shower? /sarcasm

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This is weird and I'm not sure if it's true or not, but I was told in PE class (like 7th grade) by my PE teacher that if you're on the toilet when a problem happens, your body pretty much stops whatever it's doing so you can get out of there. Like if you're peeing and a firedrill happens, your body pretty much stops itself so you can get out of there. Or going poop, I'm sure your body locks itself up so you can get out safely. Like I said, not sure if it's true or not. Just what I was told

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I hope it is. Still, it's damn funny to imagine a person with their pants down and shit flying all over swirling in a tornado =3

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Cue Cleveland "no, no, no, no!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago