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Boners are usually pretty inconvenient, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
In the morning I want to get up. I don't want my penis to get up.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Not as inconvenient as anxiety-induced erectile dysfunction. The first few times you have sex with a chick are the worst.
Me: Aw, yeah! Havin' sex! I'm pretty nervous, though.
Boner: Yeah, you are! I'm out, bro!
Me: SHIT! NO! Please come back! I need you!
Boner: Sorry, can't do that. lololololololol
Girl: Is something wrong? You're not hard at all.
Me: No, I swear, everything is perfect. Please believe me!
Girl: Whatever, you obviously don't find me attractive.
Me:
by Anonymous 11 years ago
by Anonymous 11 years ago
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