+85 Boners are usually pretty inconvenient, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

In the morning I want to get up. I don't want my penis to get up.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not as inconvenient as anxiety-induced erectile dysfunction. The first few times you have sex with a chick are the worst. Me: Aw, yeah! Havin' sex! I'm pretty nervous, though. Boner: Yeah, you are! I'm out, bro! troll Me: SHIT! NO! Please come back! I need you! Boner: Sorry, can't do that. lololololololol Girl: Is something wrong? You're not hard at all. Me: No, I swear, everything is perfect. Please believe me! Girl: Whatever, you obviously don't find me attractive. Me: foreveralone

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I rather like them

by Anonymous 11 years ago