Keith is the worst name a guy can have, amirite?

Eugene Hector Ignatius

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ashley is kind of a weird name for a guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So is Kate

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Hey, my name is Ashley." I can only see a girl saying that. Same with Kate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Leslie, Shannon, Valerie. (I knew guys with each of those names).

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The head prefect three years back was named Renee and we have a public figure named Vivian. Both are guys.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Leslie

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sylvester.... the molestor.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Quincy Eizekele Alfanzo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is this a family guy reference?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's what I was wondering too

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sue

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I got stuck with Shelby. I'd take Keith any day.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What's so bad about being named after an awesome drummer?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or guitarist

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or beer mascot

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Storytime. This guy, right, his name is Dick. At work yesterday, my boss asked me "Did you do the Dick update? The big, long one?" This would not be an issue of awkwardness if his name was Keith.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think, if I were to name my child (that's a stupid statement, of course I'd name it), I'd name him/her something that a cool nickname can be derived of. Like.. *suddenly can't think of any name, ever*

by Anonymous 11 years ago

name him PTERODACTYL! .... or terry for short

by Anonymous 11 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

That was Sam's alias on one episode of Supernatural. But someone accidentally used his real name, so he claimed his full name was Keith Samuel. The bartender asked if his parents had been drunk when they named him.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lindsay: "Keith //Sam//? wary

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

How about being named "Him"? "Do you like him?" "No, not him. I like Him." "Well I don't know Him. Is that him?" dafuq did I just say?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A girl my mom works with named her son Atticus Finch. He is going to forever resent it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Dickass.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know a guy whose parents named him Tree...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm naming my son Qikiqtarjuaq after the island in Nunavut.

by Anonymous 11 years ago