+1,041 If someone asks you if you are crying, you should respond by saying, "No, I'm impersonating a fountain.", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Repeat

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No it's not...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes it was they deleted it. It was Mine I posted it the 22nd of this month which is complete bullshit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Epic story

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I was trying to comfort someone who was crying, and they decided to be a dick about it, I'd kick them in the face.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How would you kick them in the face?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"My eyes had to pee."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My Eyeballs are just a little sweaty today

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My eyes are precipitating

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always blame it on something stuck in my contacts or my contacts in general. 3/4 of the time it is a contacts-related problem or yawning, though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, making bitchy comments are going to make them continue to be nice to you. y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My eyes are crying

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sure. try telling a joke next time you're crying, see how that works.

by Anonymous 12 years ago