+2,186 The Boy Who Cried Wolf...that title is out of date...Today, it's The Man Who Cried Rapture. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At first I wanted to vote YYA, but then I realised that there's been several hundreds of Rapture announcements and people buy it every single time...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and then I fart

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes indeed. This is the sadder version where the villagers come running every time, selling their homes in preparation for losing their livelihood that they're always convinced that this wolf is going to take.... Such a sad tale indeed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Post of the day?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would be awesome!(:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SHE HAS SPOKEN!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 "r u from the futer?" or "time macne"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hey dwight funny meeting you here...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The Groy who cried Molf.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How dare you insinuate that classic folktale literature has no room in a modern society! If you were anonymous, I'd slug you...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): if you were a gastropod mollusk that lacked a shell... i'd slug you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you were a living invertebrate that never experienced true love, I'd slug you...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you were a slang word for 'bullet,' I'd slug you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you were a 'slug you' for slang, I'd bullet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The Woman who Cried Rape

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was literally JUST about to comment that. Great minds think alike, no joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure people don't do that... Except Mayella Ewell

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): And Kelly from the Office.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No she really got raped... I know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): I love you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The wording is kind of awkward

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are kind of awkward.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The Wolf who cried "Boy!" ... He was relieved to hear that no one thinks of him as a threat anymore. Now he can pursue his dream: managing a daycare.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One day the rapture will actually happen and you'll alll be sorry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yea right

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow you actually beat the inb4 this time

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): I KNOW RIGHT!?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...you're not funny, I don't get what's up with all the thumbs up, Just because you talk to yourself? that's not very clever or witty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shut up you're so annoying...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you're not funny!!! and also, i slept with your mother last night.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

just being honest, I don't get why people love your comments so much. I thought it was funny the first time or so cause you forgot to go anonymous but...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't forget to go anon, i did it on purpose. After I wrote my story i realized somebody was going to do it and i wanted to beat them to the punch, then since people loved it so much i felt obligated to do it again, in reality i've done it about five times, and i dont plan to continue doing it because i'ts getting old.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah, I saw the it the first time and thought it was pretty funny, but it died after the first time. I thought it was your own version of a forced meme, hahas

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For all the people who told everyone what they truly think about them...it's pretty awkward now, huh?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's awkward because he said he was wrong...and that now it's supposed to happen on October 21, 2011.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. The rapture started on may 21. He said the world would end october 21. Same prediction. Same time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same bullshit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, the man said he "miscalculated" it. It's going to start in October now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping She's right. Look at the third paragraph.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/05/harold-campings-new-reapture-forecast-october-21/38063/ Not what is says there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Touche.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Look at the fifth

by Anonymous 12 years ago

look ath the 6th "He earned a B.S. degree" hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But the rapture hasn't happened yet...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It hasn't? Wow, I haven't noticed, I guess that's why all the people are still here

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Just saying, the wolf actually came in the story

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So if the story is true, and October is his third prediction... Guys guess what, I bet you didn't know this but the WORLD'S GOING TO END!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then when the rapture really IS coming, he'll be like "NO GUYS FOR REAL THIS TIME" and everyone'll be all "YEAH SURE OKAY... THIS GUY'S SUCH AN ATTENTION WH- OH NO OH SHIT AHHHHHH"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The boy grew up, I guess.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What a ridiculously gnarly POTD, Ant!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FOLLOW UPS!! I DISLIKE THEM.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In the about section, it specifically states not to use follow-ups for thanking everyone. Which is what OP did.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Followups are designed for the creator of a post to give extra information that will help people when they decide how to vote. They are NOT for people to say "omg it's on the home page, thanks". You'll notice them in a blue bubble on some posts. You can add a followup to your post once it has 500 votes in total. A good example of what a followup is intended for is here: http://www.amirite.net/1

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry!! I was really excited and had intentions to take it down the next day. I know what they are meant for, and be thankful I wasn't like, "omgggzzzz hahaha my post is post of the say lozzerzzzz." which is what I've seen before. Its been removed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Day*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"and the world ended, and there were no more sheep."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Naturally.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The difference is that the third time the boy cried wolf, there was an actual wolf. Rapture has ben cried several hundred times, and people still fall for it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Apocalypse was better...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the score is 2012... should i be scared?

by Anonymous 12 years ago