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The Boy Who Cried Wolf...that title is out of date...Today, it's The Man Who Cried Rapture. Amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
At first I wanted to vote YYA, but then I realised that there's been several hundreds of Rapture announcements and people buy it every single time...
by Anonymous12 years ago
and then I fart
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes indeed. This is the sadder version where the villagers come running every time, selling their homes in preparation for losing their livelihood that they're always convinced that this wolf is going to take.... Such a sad tale indeed.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Post of the day?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That would be awesome!(:
by Anonymous12 years ago
SHE HAS SPOKEN!
by Anonymous12 years ago
inb4 "r u from the futer?" or "time macne"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes
by Anonymous12 years ago
hey dwight funny meeting you here...
by Anonymous12 years ago
The Groy who cried Molf.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How dare you insinuate that classic folktale literature has no room in a modern society! If you were anonymous, I'd slug you...
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): if you were a gastropod mollusk that lacked a shell... i'd slug you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you were a living invertebrate that never experienced true love, I'd slug you...
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you were a slang word for 'bullet,' I'd slug you
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you were a 'slug you' for slang, I'd bullet.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The Woman who Cried Rape
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was literally JUST about to comment that. Great minds think alike, no joke.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm pretty sure people don't do that... Except Mayella Ewell
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): And Kelly from the Office.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No she really got raped... I know.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): I love you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The wording is kind of awkward
by Anonymous12 years ago
You are kind of awkward.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The Wolf who cried "Boy!"
... He was relieved to hear that no one thinks of him as a threat anymore. Now he can pursue his dream: managing a daycare.
by Anonymous12 years ago
One day the rapture will actually happen and you'll alll be sorry.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yea right
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wow you actually beat the inb4 this time
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): I KNOW RIGHT!?
by Anonymous12 years ago
...you're not funny, I don't get what's up with all the thumbs up,
Just because you talk to yourself?
that's not very clever or witty.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know right?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Shut up you're so annoying...
by Anonymous12 years ago
you're not funny!!! and also, i slept with your mother last night.
by Anonymous12 years ago
just being honest, I don't get why people love your comments so much.
I thought it was funny the first time or so cause you forgot to go anonymous but...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I didn't forget to go anon, i did it on purpose. After I wrote my story i realized somebody was going to do it and i wanted to beat them to the punch, then since people loved it so much i felt obligated to do it again, in reality i've done it about five times, and i dont plan to continue doing it because i'ts getting old.
by Anonymous12 years ago
yeah, I saw the it the first time and thought it was pretty funny, but it died after the first time.
I thought it was your own version of a forced meme, hahas
by Anonymous12 years ago
For all the people who told everyone what they truly think about them...it's pretty awkward now, huh?
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's awkward because he said he was wrong...and that now it's supposed to happen on October 21, 2011.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No. The rapture started on may 21. He said the world would end october 21. Same prediction. Same time.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Same bullshit
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, the man said he "miscalculated" it. It's going to start in October now.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping
She's right. Look at the third paragraph.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/05/harold-campings-new-reapture-forecast-october-21/38063/
Not what is says there.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Touche.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Look at the fifth
by Anonymous12 years ago
look ath the 6th
"He earned a B.S. degree"
by Anonymous12 years ago
But the rapture hasn't happened yet...
by Anonymous12 years ago
It hasn't? Wow, I haven't noticed, I guess that's why all the people are still here
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): Just saying, the wolf actually came in the story
by Anonymous12 years ago
So if the story is true, and October is his third prediction... Guys guess what, I bet you didn't know this but the WORLD'S GOING TO END!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
And then when the rapture really IS coming, he'll be like "NO GUYS FOR REAL THIS TIME" and everyone'll be all "YEAH SURE OKAY... THIS GUY'S SUCH AN ATTENTION WH- OH NO OH SHIT AHHHHHH"
by Anonymous12 years ago
The boy grew up, I guess.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What a ridiculously gnarly POTD, Ant!
by Anonymous12 years ago
FOLLOW UPS!! I DISLIKE THEM.
by Anonymous12 years ago
In the about section, it specifically states not to use follow-ups for thanking everyone. Which is what OP did.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Followups are designed for the creator of a post to give extra information that will help people when they decide how to vote. They are NOT for people to say "omg it's on the home page, thanks". You'll notice them in a blue bubble on some posts. You can add a followup to your post once it has 500 votes in total. A good example of what a followup is intended for is here: http://www.amirite.net/1
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sorry!! I was really excited and had intentions to take it down the next day. I know what they are meant for, and be thankful I wasn't like, "omgggzzzz hahaha my post is post of the say lozzerzzzz." which is what I've seen before. Its been removed.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Day*
by Anonymous12 years ago
"and the world ended, and there were no more sheep."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Naturally.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The difference is that the third time the boy cried wolf, there was an actual wolf.
Rapture has ben cried several hundred times, and people still fall for it.
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