Snow-white and Sleeping Beauty both must have has the world's biggest bladder and smelliest breath for having been asleep that long, amirite?

And spiderwebs down there...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And what you think is pubes from a distance is really just a colony of dead spiders.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aragog?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Those would be some giant pubes......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And also pubes. Girls got bush.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): No it can't be. Girls don't sweat, have pubic hair, or poop. They just glisten and make babies. I thought everyone knew that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is Snow White hyphenated?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's probably a hidden message about cocaine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They don't want you to confuse it with snow-yellow.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): You know who ELSE is hyphenated? My-MOM!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Muscle Man): I saw that one coming.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the thing is, you don't need to be awake for your body to relieve itself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good thing those girls had their training pants!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Disney princess pull-ups! Cuz they are big kids now

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ohh.. so they put on diapers before they went into there deep slumber, I see.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stop looking under those comatose girls' dresses! Peepin' tomcat!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The movies fail to show the princes vomiting out of disgust seconds after the kiss.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The movies also fail to show the princesses sprinting to the nearest bathroom immediately after being awakened. If I can't hold it in after 12 hours of sleep, imagine what months or years would be like?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's hard to see why neither died from starvation. Are there feeding tubes in fairy tales?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, I'd guess the Seven Dwarves were using Snow White's ruby red lips as a cumdumpster, so she might have gotten some sustenance from that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's kind of hard to drink water when you're sleeping.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also when you're awake. ...No? Just me?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eye wax...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ear*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nose*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mouth*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Otolaryngologist?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): combo-breaker, you are.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not if you know what an Otolaryngologist is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): I know what it is, I was just hoping for a continuation of body parts and not their doctors. frown

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What a coincidence! I was hoping of a termination of body parts and not their doctors!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): *Otorhinolaryngologist

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Head, Shoulders, knees, and toes, knees, and toes.. Sorry this is what the conversation reminded me of.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YES! THIS IS WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sorry for destroying your dreams. Is it still to late? *Pancreas

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Yes. That's perfect. We can put our little quarrel behind us and I'll pretend your original comment said "pancreas" in the first place.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Now to continue where things left off... C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Where ever there is a combo, Chauncy Pickles will be there to break it!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cinderella can ride to a party in a pumpkin, brought to her by a fairy, and this is what you question? >_>

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well the pumpkin had wheels....It's not that hard to understand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...yup, just your average 6-foot tall wheeled pumpkin....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you put wheels on something, it moves. That is my response.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I also wonder why the princess didn't question the prince's necrophiliac tendencies...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was a different time! LET IT GO!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(not the prince): I CAN'T! I CAAAANNN'TT!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.cracked.com/article_15962_the-gruesome-origins-5-popular-fairy-tales.html Number 4, number 2.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And greasy hair. Snow white's hair was probably like Snape's. Shoulder-length, greasy, and stringy. puke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Correction: Snow White is probably Snape.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A tranny Snape

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Spoiler alert: http://www.deviantart.com/download/30690467/PREGNANT_SNAPE___JOY_OF_BIRTH_by_ashleyvictoria.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Excuse me while I go and gouge my eyes out...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's having Hagrid's baby!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Yami's the father!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can just see prince charming strolling up to the bed expecting his beautiful princes to be peacefully sleeping there, but instead seeing a rancid breathed, greasy headed ho laying in a pile of her own waste, and being like "Aw hell naw, I slayed a dragon for THIS bitch?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THIS beautiful woman*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think clicking the reply button arouses you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Says this beautiful woman. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a chapstick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry. I thought you were a ladystick, old chap. Pip pip, cheerio, and all that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Corpse breath in Snow-White's case

by Anonymous 12 years ago

in the fairy tale, snow white is dead before prince charming wakes her with a kiss.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Disney: supporting necrophilia since 1923.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They also have a lot of luck too.If I was a prince, I definitely would not be wondering around, looking for sleeping women to randomly kiss. It would be kinda creeperish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but you still go around looking for innocent women to impregnate....-.-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That my friend is called Rape, and it is frowned upon in most societies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well in Snow Whites case, I would imagine that the dwarfs cared for her. They cut her hair and nails and cleaned her teeth. They also probably gave her a diaper and changed every so often.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljtzszbM8x1qcwtveo1_500.gif I would say you're right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*must have had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about her menstruation cycle too? She'd basically be drowning in her blood.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

maybe that's why the carpets in the room are red

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but you need to eat to menstruate. If she was in a seriously deep coma her body would probably be more concerned with keeping itself alive than with maintaining reproductivity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless it flows backward...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think Rip Van Winkle would have something to say about this

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damn it. I was reading through all the comments, and thinking "I can't believe nobody's mentioned Rip Van Winkle." http://myfacewhen.com/3/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well in Sleeping Beauty it is described as an "ageless sleep" which might mean that all bodily functions stop and she's kept in some sort of cryogenic state. In addition, she's only asleep for a few hours. The fairies put everyone to sleep then go rescue the princess. Snow White on the other hand...well. I'm not sure how we accept that they were woken from a MAGIC sleep with a kiss, but we for some reason need an explanation for how their bodily functions were carried out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In the original story, the prince had two children with sleeping beauty while she was under the spell. Now that's the creepiest to me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So she got sleep-fucked and gave birth while sleeping. What a woman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And magical anti-aging skin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago