+334 It's funny how news anchors try to build suspense before a commercial break i.e. "The weather is clear today, but how long will it last? Are storms in our future? You'll find out coming up next!!!" amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anchor: Will a hurricane destroy your town this weekend, killing thousand, ruining your life and costing the government millions of dollars? Find out next.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ours don't do that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago