+633 Math textbooks should make the problems more applicable to real life. "Bonquiqui is robbing a bank. The ladder is 14 feet tall and the window he needs to escape from is 10 feet from the ground. How far from the window should Bonquiqui put the ladder?", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Answer: Bonquiqui should place the ladder 4√6 ft from the window, roughly 9.8 feet, to successfully rob the bank.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A SQUARED PLUS B SQUARED EQUALS C SQUARED!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, BITCHES.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

<3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Answer: Bonquiqui best pop a cap up in all dem bitches as befo' she gets caught, fuck dat ladda

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or: Juaniqua is in a car chase. If she's going at 630 mph and the police are 6 miles behind her going 700 mph how long will it be for the police to catch up?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thats one fast ass car chase.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

exactly. math problems never make any sense

by Anonymous 12 years ago

until either A. Juaniqua runs out of gas, B. back up catches her, or C. The Flashes gets out of the tires.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or, she finninda get aways if ho passenga shot dem popo's tires so they finna be empy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or shoot the police themself

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And drive? How's THAT gonna work?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

quite easy actually. Have a gun propped and aiming at the cop car and have your passenger shoot the cop hanging out the window unless it is a convertible

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If Tommy buys 45 watermelons and Laquandra beats him up and takes 32 of them, how many watermelons does Tommy have left and how much will his medical bill be?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For each hit with the watermelon it costs 5 dollars and 99 cents for recovery. How much will treatment cost if Tommy was hit 34 times?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://xkcd.com/135/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bonquiqui is not a boy's name.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.snopes.com/humor/question/mathtest.asp

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do not understand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If Amanda must pay $300 dollars a month for rent and food and makes $7.50 an hour flipping burgers how many hours would she have to work to have $100 dollars left over to pay her dealer?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Man, where does Amanda live to pay $300 for rent AND food?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

.....Bonquiqui? XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sqrt 21

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not how far from the ladder, how far from the base of the building.

by Anonymous 12 years ago