+793 When a website asks you for a security question/answer, like "What is your mother's maiden name?" or "What was the name of your childhood pet?" you always pick the easiest question because you don't trust yourself to remember the answers to the more difficult ones, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What is the name of your dad's second oldest brother's psycho girlfriend that tried to kill you after failing to find Waldo?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh that's easy; it was Jill, crazy bitch. Lol. And then she turned around and there was Waldo.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What is your favorite food? It's always pizza

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always choose "first pet" and write the name of my teacher from 6th grade. I hated that bitch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"What is the town that your grandmother live?" and I answer "heaven"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate the questions they let you choose from, because most of them are things anyone who knows anything about you can guess.

by Anonymous 12 years ago