+457 An elementary school graduation party would be a crazy affair. You'd have the kids dancing to the Spongebob soundtrack on the dance floor, some just hanging around outside eating chocolate cigarettes, and little Jimmy sitting alone at the bar - "Give me a double strength apple juice... it's been a rough year." amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where I live it's tradition to have a musical at the and of the last year of primary school.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't talk about your friend Jim

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I went to an elementary school graduation party after I graduated. All it was was a bunch of hyped up kids on sugar, a trampoline, and drama over who was playing spin the bottle in the host's bedroom.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sounds like my kinda party!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"It's been a rough year...little Suzie left me cause that Bastard Mike had animal crackers..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago