+539 I feel safe making fun of NASCAR fans because if they chase me I'll just turn right, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Three lefts make a right. They're not as handicapped as you think.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Be careful. They probably have a shotgun in the truck

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Clarifying your feelings for you is not within my jurisdiction as an amiriter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

fucking brilliant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm gonna go straight... and then I'm gonna turn to the left sometimes

by Anonymous 12 years ago