-175 you wish you had the felxability of a dog so you can lick your own privates, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMAO!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeee Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm flexible, i CAN do it, but why the fuck would I want to?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly, it was completely random haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That wouldn't taste good...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok ur username so dnt go wit this post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont need to be flexible to do that (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was with a boyfriend once, and we stopped to chat to a guy with a dog. The dog suddenly turned over & started to lick his penis enthusiastically. My boyfriend said:” wow, I wish I could do that!” The dog’s owner replied: “give him a stroke & he’ll probably let you!” ****************** Many young guys have gone to hospital with a dislocated back/slipped disc, & have been cagey on how it had happened, but it’s well known that most boys try to suck themselves off at some point! How embarrassing for them when their back goes during the attempt and their mum has to come to their rescue! Looking at these young female gymnasts doing their routines, they are so incredibly flexible. It does make me wonder if they could reach their clitoris with their tongue. Makes my back hurt just thinking about it!

by Anonymous 1 year ago