+289 It's very awkward when a child points to a pimple and asks you what it is, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or asks you if you fell down or something. Yes, I fall down a lot, and always on tiny pointy objects that hit only my face. lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's worse is when they point to your boobs and say you're like their mommy. .__.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But they have the nerve to refuse your offer of fresh milk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And I tell them that it's my mom in a really obnoxious voice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That young child, is called a vagina.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's the red dot of awesome. Maybe you'll be awesome some day, kid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bug bite

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's very awkward when a child points to a bra strap and asks you what it is "Why are you wearing a bathing suit?!?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago