+260 If a canoe is going down a highway at 45 mph and its wings fall, how many pancakes does it take to cover the doghouse? None, because ice cream cones can't sing. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If I had a nickel for every microcosm of sense that made, I'd be more broke than a window in any cartoon involving baseball.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahah i totally agree!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No sense at all. Which is why I clicked agree.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Aren't we too old for this? I dunno my era of using nonsense as humor ended in 2rd grade

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if you're flying in your canoe at 30 cows per minute, how many doughnuts does it take to quack to the moon? none, because chickens don't have lips

by Anonymous 14 years ago

- 5 pts You didn't show your work.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't I get points for effort

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How do I know you didn't cheat off the boy with gummy worms for arms? He lived in a pancake covered dog house, you know.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're right. I shall return my hairpiece and all the mice who call it home. I shall send it back through snail hail tomorrow eve. Good morrow

by Anonymous 14 years ago

However, you get two points back for using frozen snail precipitation as a means of hairpiece transportation. May your top hats grumble tremendously!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They did so! Come on, at least patial credit!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow this is the most random shit I ever heard Its absolutely amazing, hats off to you I love diurex randomness

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/post32627 http://www.amirite.net/post31957

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My amirite is a family joke that has been passed down by my grandfather, I have never seen another one similar. That's weird

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So are the other two. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

MLIA?

by Anonymous 13 years ago