+171 Pop Tarts are promoting obesity. There are two in a packet, and you can't just throw the other away, and there's nothing you can put it in, which basically means you're forced to eat two... amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's the gluttony talking.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I keep the second in the wrapper and seal it back up in the box for another time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you could just save it for later...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In your tum-tum*. *tum-tum is slang for tummy, which is a colloquial euphemism meaning "stomach".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): When you store it in your tum tum it comes out your bum bum.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not to mention they're made as breakfast food when they should be dessert food. They're full of sugar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not unlike more cereals. It's like Kellogg's wants kids to eat their products or something!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I certainly don't understand their reasoning.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe they're trying to teach people to share? Although they failed by making them SO DAMN DELICIOUS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey I wrote something like this but my post got removed! How is that fair?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sorry.... :-(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ziplock bag.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if you're on the road?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then you'll just be fat. =)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who doesn't bring Zip-Loc bags with them on the road? I know I do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I can't afford Zip-Loc bags! Those things are fucking expensive!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's because you waste your money.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Step 1: Eat the first one. Step 2: Grab the second one and a cat Step 3: Combine. Step 4: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN

by Anonymous 12 years ago