We all know at least one person that flirts with everything breathing, amirite?

Or not breathing. It's quite concievable that if there was nothing else he would be in a romantic relationship with a door.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This kid I know does this so much it even seems like he's flirting with the guys.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, and it pisses me off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then some girls take him seriously and think he actually likes them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*insert witty remark about flirting with animals*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, you can't flirt while NOT breathing. Then you'd die due to lack of oxygen to the brain or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): why don't you try reading the post again?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

flirts with everything breathing, not everything that breathes. Therefore, this person flirts with everything whilst breathing, as opposed to a more anaerobic mating ritual.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): oh, i get it now. you, sir, have some analyzing skills there. *salutes*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Meeeeee! Old people, young people, guys, girls, etc. I have extremely high standards, though. Most of the time I'm just flirty, not whore-y. Woot!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's this guy I know who is practically in love with every girl in the universe. There was one time when he was sitting in a chair and 5 girls managed to trip over his legs and onto him. He looked so happy that I thought he was going to shoot himself just so he could preserve his bliss

by Anonymous 12 years ago

^^

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well, everything except for me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I flirt a lot and usually don't even realize until its too late :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same. Then I get these awkward flirty and suggestive remarks and I'm like, "oops..." Other times it's just fun to flirt.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One of my friend does this unintentionality (it's just the way she naturally speaks and reacts) and gets really upset whenever someone calls her a flirt.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Her always acting like shes flirting with someone when shes not gives people even more of a reason to call her a flirt.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Flirts with them and blatantly tries to get in their pants. He's a pig.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Meets random girl* "Will you bear my child?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think that counts as flirting...

by Anonymous 12 years ago