+209 99% of ice cream truck drivers look like child molesters. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's the unsuspecting 1% that are the child molesters.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is a 99% chance that those statistics were made up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was gonna say that but I remembered it's an opinion and the statistic is only part of it. Hence the amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never seen an ice cream truck driver- so I'm ill qualified to vote. The closest we get is ice cream bicycle drivers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago