+128 It's probably a good thing there's no such thing as an Aperture Science High School, no one would make it past graduation, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That kind of thing happened at the Black Mesa School of Science, but with face-huggers instead of neurotoxin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aperture?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel dumb...but what does this mean? :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Portal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I bet Cave Johnson's prerecorded messages to the classes would be interesting...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Past graduation? Half wouldn't make it TO graduation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So many tests!

by Anonymous 12 years ago