Masturbating in the bathroom of a plane is hijacking, amirite?

this is funny

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pretty much anywhere in the plane, not just the bathroom. Especially the cock pit hello

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your stupid. You're just jacking off. Not takeingvover the fuckin plane OP, your an idiot

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was obviously meant that you're jacking off while high up in a plane.... so it's hijacking. (High-Jacking)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like you're the same person commenting two exact opposite things, hoping one of them will have a high love rate, but if you're not then the first anon isn't an idiot just a troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a feeling you've done exactly that before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah, everybody knows you never go full anon. Check it out. Me, http://www.amirite.net/534280 look anon, act anon, not anon. No credit, lots of negatives. Stupid, sho'. Not anon. You know http://www.amirite.net/496759 stupid, yes. Wrong, maybe. Trying to get help on homework. But I didn't get any help and I ended up learning a lot that day. That ain't anon. http://www.amirite.net/478539 infantile, yes. Anon, no. Never go full anon. You don't buy that? Look at http://www.amirite.net/582976 Remember? Went full anon, went home empty handed....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You seem to have spent a lot of time on that. Maybe I'll read it when I get older.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah, don't bother. In a nutshell all it said is that I never have conversations with myself as anons

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha gotcha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Left it anon because I didn't want him/her getting all pissy at me personally. It's my way of saying "Don't shoot the messenger". Also I don't really comment much, so a score doesn't really matter to me. I was just attempting to get the point of the post across.~

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like how you use you're/your a total off three times and you only get one right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love how you commented on someone's poor grammar, yet failed to realize that the correct word is 'of', not 'off'. Ah, the hypocrisy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pun

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So is rubbing one out after smoking pot

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ewww who does that stuff??

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the grass hopperr

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): I'm in

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

im gonna laugh when a stewerdes comes in there and you get in trouble.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Flight attendant* And they generally don't barge in on someone using the bathroom... They'd probably get fired pretty quickly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and you did it three times too! ewwwwww

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

eye dew

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And if the plane encounters turbulence at the same time you ejaculate..... everyone is technically fucked.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

pb55020 must be giving better blow jobs than polarthebear.. wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Obviously. It's his second in three days.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

On a plane, people would find that to be extremely hi-eratic

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ok, new theory. If your username starts with the letter p, and you blow Anthony, then you will recieve multiple POTD's

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/249/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it has to be a lower case "p", though. If it was just a "P", then i would have gotten one by now

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Try harder.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i'll try harder when Anthony GETS harder

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...that came out wrong

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'll have to pry a few people off him first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like all of the girl mods...and a few of the boy ones.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pretty much all of them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/249/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yet not better than jmayrod...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahahahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahahahahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahahahhah

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahhahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post would only be better if he used "spanking the monkey" to mean masturbating.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How awkward would it be if someone actually hijacked the plane while you were masturbating. "Get out of the bathroom were hijacking this plane!" "No... I'm hijacking..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The best part is that the security wouldn't be able to detect your 'weapons'... hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): not unless the tsa molest you before you get on the plane

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess you could call that a 'skylest'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*posts on urbandictionary.com*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

teheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This, my dears, is why you should never take drugs. You'll end up like this guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Both of the last POTD's by pb55020 have involved the word "high," and they've been in the last 3 days. OMG HOW COOL IS MY STORY, BRO?!?!?!?!?!!?1

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So climaxing would be called "skymaxing"? ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that way both you and your hand can join the mile high club

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Masturbating in the bathroom of a plane is disgusting,amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No it's wonderful and accepted

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's safe to assume that OP is a male.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd be surprised

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Way to assume shit about OP.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's not assuming "shit", it's assuming a sex. Nothing negative.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was joking. I'm male. and OP.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/186/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HOLY SHIT THIS IS YOUR SECOND POTD IN THE LAST 3 DAYS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also while high

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Already been covered.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

none of the comments on here say anything about that

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rubbing one out after smoking pot is too-KickAss

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"So is rubbing one out after smoking pot"-Kickass #1282667

by Anonymous 12 years ago

my mistake

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And finding good material to assist with masturbation should require a lojack!

by Anonymous 12 years ago