+91 You laminate peoples penises while they're sleeping. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I mean obviously

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Duh, Laminating is the new Sharpee-ing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I recall a laminating machine being the size of a typical office copy machine...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzYRvaD-xkQ&feature=related

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lmfao, I was just about to say "Who doesn't?" but then I read your username. un

by Anonymous 12 years ago

un totes laughing my fucking ass off

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought this said "lament," and I was confused...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Every night!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love how it's in sportsy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, of course. The great sport of penis laminating originated when saran wrap first came out. Then, people would keep clay tabloid records of who wrapped the most penises in saran wrap each night. After a week, the results would be tallied up and the top three wrappers (as they were called then) would have a final battle, of which the winner would receive the plastic penis trophy. The invention of lamination sparked a great revolution in the sport, and it was admitted into the Olympics four years later.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was halfway through reading the post above this when I saw the word "penises" and got confused.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it sucks when they wake up, though

by Anonymous 12 years ago