You deeply respect those who can quote the works of Spongebob, amirite?

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, this is Patrick!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One time I helped start a SpongeBob knowledge base wiki, and I wrote a couple episode transcripts from memory. Not to brag...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Patrick your genius is showing!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1285357 (iheartwizardrock): Horseradish is not an instument either.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

one with a collar turtleneck..thats the kind

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'Cause when you're wearing that one... special... sweater...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

May I take your hat sir?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, therebye adding another secret to their collection of secrets, secretly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lets gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And if you think that we can't sing it faster then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Somebody call the police, there's a pants theif on the loose

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Whatta they sellin' ?" "Choc-a-lates!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FINLAND!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

<Bird chirps> <patrick whistles> Spongebob: "Oh Patrick I didn't know you spoke bird!" Patrick: "Oh no, Spongebob, that's Italian!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I'm the strangler?! Oh I should have known, I gotta turn myself in!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That didn't help at all :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME! KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA SO VERY TA-AS-TY!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The most important meal of the day, serving it up, Gary's way!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Squidward: "I could be a football player! Or a king! Or a spaceman!" Spongebob: "OR a Football-playing king in spance! With a moustache!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm ugly and I'm proud! Say it with your chest. I'm UGLY and I'm PROUD!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sqiudward: you took my one true chance for happiness and crunched it in to little, bite-sized pieces. Thanks for nothing. Patrick: you're welcome! Goodnight, magic pencil! PATRICK NEEDS LOVE, TOO! IT'S THE HASH-SLINGING SLAHSER! *Patrick opens jar* Oh, no! I broke it! I know nineteen million of these.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Patrick, how are we going to sell all of these chocolate bars?" "I know! Let's get naked!" "No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Patrick: Are you Squidward? Fire Hydrant: ..... Patrick: That's okay take your time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

F is for Frolic through all the flowers U is for Ukelele N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Down here in the deep blue seaaaa

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs. He was number 1!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just thought of something funnier than 24.... 25!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i smell a smell. a smelly smell. a smelly smell that smells....smelly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I anything can't do anymore since because pickles.....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mr. Krabs. Hello. Do you how do?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why are you talking funny, boy?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

STEPPIN ON THE BEACH DODODODO! STEPPING ON THE BEACH DOO DO DO!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Plankton: Be Assertive! Spongebob: (Inserts finger into pocket) BeepBeep Plankton: Not Insertive!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about airline food? Airline food my gosh what is up with that? See I can be a stand-up guy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Squidward playing clarinet* SpongeBob: Um, Squidward, do you think you could play a little... Better?

by Anonymous 11 years ago