When a bird craps on your head and your friend laughs and says, "haa don't worry that's lucky."-- not from where I'm standing, covered in bird shit, amirite?

+111 When a bird craps on your head and your friend laughs and says, "haa don't worry that's lucky."-- not from where I'm standing, covered in bird shit, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It didn't get my head though. It got an inch from my mouth. Through a sunroof. At 40+ mph. No lie.

by Anonymous 14 years ago