-84 It's really immature and ignorant when people say that girls are inferior to men and not worth much. By my count, they're good for 71 things: Cooking, cleaning, and 69, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There are too many girls on this site that can't take a joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are too many guys on this site that don't realize if you want positive reception to a joke sexist towards girls, you don't go on a site with a female majority.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Does this site have a female majority?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm pretty sure. Sexist jokes towards guys receive better than sexist jokes towards girls. You shouldn't be making sexist jokes anyway but at least know your demographic.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well sexist jokes towards guys may be voted up more because Id like to think we find them funny.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://amirite.net/533179 They're not funny they're immature. Unless the joke was honestly well thought out and intricate, I won't find it funny but instead just really shallow. That goes for both sexes.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Thats against woman again, but true not funny

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well its saying Women are men destroyers. and men are beautiful creatures before women get their clutches on them.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No it's saying men are barbaric, savage beings who cannot do something as simple as sit their ass down and eat dinner politely until their more civilized, sophisticated counterparts beat them.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hmm I can see where you get that. I like being a grape then.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

...oh, were girls supposed to downvote this? wary Awk.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I laugh at sexist jokes and the like even if they're applied to me - as long as they're good. I don't know why everyone is taking it so seriously ;__;. People who make these kinds of jokes are rarely sexist/etc themselves.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"cause I can't have sex with your personality and I can't stick my penis in your college degree and I can't shove my first in your childhood dreams so why are you sharing all this information with me. It's not sexist cause I'm saying it in a song, that's right bitch, now take off your thong!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

DAMN YOU, i was gonna post the link But "Women are good for three things. Cooking. Cleaning. And Vagina.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

DAMMIT. I was going to post that. Why....msut it be...SO CATCHTY?!!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Pedo_Cat, what's that from?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm commenting so Amirite will let me know when someone answers Emperorerror's question.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM this one and then there is "E=MC VAGINA"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh! I should have known it would be from that ono

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Show me your genitals, your genitals Show me your genitals Your GENITALIA! God, I'm a girl and even I found that song hilarious.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://youtu.be/xC03hmS1Brk I kill people is also amazing. "Old people burning old people burning!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And don't forget Very Super Famous!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Oh yeah, and women are good for four things. Cooking, cleaning, vaginas,..and their sisters vaginas"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Thus sayeth the lonely single man.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You don't need a woman to 69...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Misuse of the word ignorant

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Some people are more sensitive to this subject than others. Aside from the sexism, this post is witty and hilarious. It's just that amirite? may not be the best place to post something like this.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There are plenty of racist jokes that are actually really funny. If a funny racist jokes is posted on, say, racistjokes.com (not sure if that exists, but it's just an example), then the majority of people on that site would probably respond positively toward the joke. If you didn't like racism, you wouldn't go on that site. The amirite? demographic seems to respond negatively to sexism against women. So, OPs should be more careful about posting sexist jokes that might offend people.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Shouldnt be careful about anything, an opinion is an opinion and if we all believe the same thing this would be somewhat dull. I like the minority of people who stir stuff up on here

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I found this hilarious. Too bad the girls on this site can't take a joke.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This comment, for whatever reason, made me decide to look at who disagreed and find guys that did so: Tom Riddle, Unicorns, and RunnerDude Then who agreed and look for girls: myself, AllSmiles (with some extra letters up in that bitch), OhMyTicTac, a girl named Emily who likes soccer and the number 2, GolfWang, Lilblair16. And therefore, sir, you are wrong!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

ThatDylanGuy to bad you said 'Every single possible girl on this site in existence can't take a joke' that's where she got you. Oh wait, you didn't say that? Weird. Yes Statefarm there will be exeptions, some girls who agree because they are easy going and cool, and more who will agree to look easy going and cool. But for the most part girls pounce on anything slightly sexist a little hard assed, while the guys on this site tend to be more open minded to discrimination against themselves in joke form. The beautiful thing about generalizations is that they're open to exceptions.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

hehe Oh Mr. MacTavish, you're so serious.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Thank you, Statefarm, for being able to take a joke. I don't get why you tease MacTavish for being serious when you took the time to check every single user who voted on this to see which ones were male and which ones were female. While we're on the topic of being super, super serious, I find it super, super seriously not cool that I can't like a joke without being downvoted by a bunch of girls who are probably thinking, "OMGWTF DIS JOKE MAEK FUN OF VAGINA PEOPLE SO IT MAKES ME MAD!!!" or some guys who are probably thinking, "OMGWTF I LIKE GIRLS BUT GIRLS DON'T LIKE ME SO IF I DOWNVOTE THIS GUY GURLS WILL LIEK ME FOR AGREEING WITH THEM!" *Everything written in all caps is solely based on the author's imagination and is not based on what may or may not have been going through the minds of those who downvoted him. **The author of this comment also realizes that this comment is ridiculously wrong. ***The author of this comment congratulates anyone who actually read this, but would like to remind them that they wasted a shit ton of time.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I only did that because I was bored. I wasn't serious about it, which is why I said that to him. un If I was serious, I probably would've downvoted your comment and not say "and therefore, sir, you are wrong!" because I never say that seriously. You wouldn't know that though. On the topic of you not being able to like a joke without people flipping shit, are you referring to your original comment being downvoted? I'm pretty sure that's because you said "too bad the girls on this site can't take a joke", not because you found it hilarious (though that could have been a reason too, I suppose). That statement is very inclusive so any girl could read it and say "Motherfucker, I can take a joke." and then downvote the comment.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sorry for thinking you were serious on your first comment. After rereading the "...and therefore, sir, you are wrong!" I realize that was you not being serious. I had thought you had downvoted my comment, but am unable to check. I had thought it was apparent that me saying "girls can't take a joke" was an obvious generalization and that I wasn't saying that every single girl who had ever posted, commented, or lurked on amirite couldn't take a joke. However, I should know better than to say anything that could possibly be interpreted as a negative comment aimed at the ladies on this site.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't understand why girls get so pissed if someone makes a kitchen joke. Obviously, women are now equal to men, so its not like, "haha, you know who is super dumb? Kids with Down Syndrome, amirite?" where thats actually kind of sad because kids with Down Syndrome can't function at a high level. Women jokes aren't like that because anyone on amirite? lives in a society where women are accepted as equals. Should I be offended every time a black person makes fun of white guys? What about when women joke about how lazy men are? Cause I'm not.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

but women actually are poor drivers so If I were a woman I would be insulted too for having the blunt truth shoved in my face!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Jokes like this aren't funny. And no, I'm not offended by them. They're just terribly overused and unoriginal.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

'I'm butthurt but acting butthurt would be too mainstream.' this translation brought to you by the letter F

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Jokes like this aren't funny //to me//," would have been a more correct statement.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW YOU MADE A JOKE ABOUT WOMEN'S SOLE PURPOSE BEING DOTING ON MEN AND HAVING SEX WITH MEN HOLY SHIT DUDE THAT'S FUCKING GENIUS THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS HAVE I EVER HEARD A JOKE THAT ORIGINAL AND GUT-SPLITTINGLY HILARIOUS YOU SIR ARE A BRILLIANT MAN MY HAT GOES OFF TO YOU YOU GENIUS MOTHERFUCKER YOU

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hahaha. You're using sarcasm to subtly get your point across. That's never been done before.

by Anonymous 11 years ago