+350 It's amazing how even the bawdy sexual humor in Shakespeare's plays comes across as extremely intelligent, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

homepaged ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Villian, I have done thy mother"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's my Tumblr URL.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This isn't sexual (or very intelligent sounding), but in Hamlet, my favorite line is when Hamlet is acting crazy and is talking to Polonius, and Polonius asks what he's reading, and Hamlet says, "Words, words, words."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is it terrible that I immediately thought of Bo Burnham when I read your comment?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In Romeo and Juliet, Mercutio and Benvolio are taking to Romeo, who is on the other side of the Capulet's wall, about how the tree above him have fruit that look like the female reproductive system. That came directly from my English teacher.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Macbeth. Spoken by the Porter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Right you are! I had to read that scene aloud in class and I couldn't because I was laughing so hard and nobody else understood it, they were like "uhhh..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I want to fucketh that strumpet".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The play, "As you like it" was incredibly this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i remember in like act one scene one of romeo and juliet they're talking about "cutting maidens heads off with swords" and basically like raping them and stuff. good stuff.

by Anonymous 12 years ago